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  A Mystical Transformation
Posted by JaR on 04.14.08(3910 Reads)
MCNGP MembersJaR writes 'Network Guru had spent many years in the dank underground of Lamerhood. Unable to feel the warmth and light of the true world. But, like the cicada, an eventual emergence was inevitible, and NG has finally made the ascent into the sparkling sun of the MCNGP. Let raptures of unfettered joy blare forth, and welcome our newest, and truly deserving member; Network Guru, MCNGP 55. May the deep gloss of his penny loafers serve as an inspiration to all.
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  MCNGP Constitution
Posted by JaR on 01.19.07(5376 Reads)
Web SiteJaR writes '(Penned in a drunken stupor by Kat)We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to form a more perfect Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality, provide for the common user, promote the general intelligence, and secure the Blessings of Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE newsgroup.
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  TheMooseIsStuffed
Posted by JaR on 10.11.06(4982 Reads)
Lamers of the MonthJaR writes 'As most of you are aware, our webhosting company has been somewhat less than reliable of late. As it turns out, we have been contracted with an outfit from California with the unlikely moniker of "TheMooseIsLoose.net", supposedly run by two miscreants that called themselves "Allis" and "Robert" aka "Smackdaddy".

After several days of downtime, during which the only response from said meese was a phone message saying that they were having some problems with a cpanel upgrade or some such, and that the servers would be restored "later today", we finally find out the truth.

They have slunk off into the night, like a pack of weasels and left their customers swinging in the wind, while the server owners upstream had shut them down for non-payment. We are not alone in our misfortune, from checking around webmaster forums, there were many commercial sites that were suddenly cut off as well, losing not just their sites, but all e-mail, etc. as well.

Let's all voice a hearty "Fsck you!" to all the fine folks at TheMooseIsLoose, and hope to someday hang their antlers in the lobby of the MCNGP clubhouse, as not just Lamers of the Month, but byGhods Lamers of the Year!

While we're at it, let's have a rousing cheer for Mark McGowan at Beachcomber Creations Inc. for turning the servers back on until the 21st, so everyone that got screwed by MIS can get their stuff transferred.
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  LotM for August 2006
Posted by JaR on 08.25.06(5647 Reads)
Lamers of the MonthJaR writes 'By virtue of its mindless rambling and incoherent posting style. By its inability to comprehend the simplest sentences. By its utter failure a being able to complete the most basic research, the poster known as OTHMAN has managed to crawl from the sewers of obscurity and distiguish itself. By a nearly unanimous vote, the MGCNP elects OTHMAN to the rank of Lamer Of The Month, and decrees that from here to evermore, it shall be formally known as OT-Man.
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  MCNGP Embraces Outsourcing
Posted by JaR on 07.10.06(5487 Reads)
MCNGP MembersJaR writes 'In a whirlwind of events, the hallowed MCNGP has expanded it's international membership again!In our constant search for deserving cheater beaters, and a really good Chicken Tikka Masala recipe, we came across a new, and fantastically deserving cook^H^H^Htech who brings a new level of culinary^H^H^H^H^Hnetworking expertise to the group. In addition, the anwer to the age old question of exactly who kicked the dog might finally be answered.Welcome to the sacred halls of the MCNGP; Kerpa^H^H^H^HCerberus, MCNGP#54.
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  The Viking Has Landed!
Posted by JaR on 07.10.06(4581 Reads)
MCNGP MembersJaR writes 'He comes from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the lusers, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
On Thor sweeps with threshing oar, He'll only stop when they dump no more!

Welcome, Gorm Braavig, AKA Thor, MCNGP #53! Thor will be bringing his own helmet, the armorer will be so pleased!
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  We're playng with a full deck!
Posted by JaR on 05.27.06(4459 Reads)
MCNGP MembersJaR writes 'Well, it had to happen sooner or later. Another unwitting soul has uttered the unutterable, and in so uttering, has has been sentenc^H^H^H^H^Helevated to the hallowed MCNGP. Although suffering from severe identity disorder, our British friend Loopback has managed to demonstrate an uncanny ability to assimilate nonsense, and reply in kind. No obscure quote is beyond the range of his Google-Fu. Join us this happy day in welcoming our newest member, MCNGP #52; Loopback. or Loopy, or Mork, or whoever you are.
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  March LotM
Posted by LRM on 03.24.06(3895 Reads)
Lamers of the MonthLRM writes 'The hallowed halls of the MCNGP senate have at long last officially declared gtright Lamer of the Month. This is no ordinary lamer. He has managed to seep through the bit bucket into the NG treads in spite of members begging, pleading and offering up the goat to prevent viewing of his moronic posts. This lamer was unable to recognize his stupidity no matter how many times it was explained to him. We couldn't wait for the end of March to bestow this honor.
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  MCNGP #51
Posted by JaR on 03.23.06(4798 Reads)
MCNGP MembersJaR writes '*Ahem* Wadies and Gentewmen, it with the gweatest pweasuwe, we awe pwivewidged (snicker) to wewcome (cough) our gweat fwiend, Bigus Dickus (hahah)...What? What was that?...to the chweished wank (HAHAHAHA)...Who was that? What's so funny?...The wevewed wank (AAAHAHAHAHA)...STOP THAT!..of MCNGP. (HAHA) I MEAN IT!!!(HAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!) GUAWDS! GUAWDS! CWEAW THIS CHAMBEW!! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!) I sweaw this is the wast time I wite anything for these unappweciative cwetins!
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  Welcome to the MCNGP Web site!
Posted by MCNGP on 01.11.06(5856 Reads)
Web SiteMCNGP writes 'The new MCNGP Web site is finally ready. But MCNGP.com is now more than just a basic Web site, it's powered by an Open Source Content Management System called PostNuke. What exactly does that mean? A "Content Management System" is software that manages documents for Web sites. It provides us with a site to build a community, a community that interacts with the content so we can call it our own. Actually PostNuke would better be defined as a "Community, Content, and Collaborative Management System". So now our Web site is no longer managed and maintained by one individual but by whomever wants to be involved in helping to create an online community.
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